If anyone needs me Tuesday night...

I will be drooling over watching Mike Rowe on his "Dirty Jobs: Dirty Presidents" marathon.

NOT the "prospective" returns (I honestly doubt we will know who our next president is by even very late Tuesday night, anyway).

Mike, God bless ya, you are saving me from having to watch election returns. I will have a much nicer blood pressure when I go to bed Tuesday night, and hopefully much happier dreams.