In the town where I live, people frequently write things on car windows (I don't know if they use white shoe-polish or if there's a product specifically for that purpose). Usually it's someone ELSE writing embarrassing things on a friend's car, like "This driver is SEXXXY!!" or "Linda N Dan 4-Evah!"
But I saw one today that I am guessing the owner of the car wrote, and it made me laugh out loud. Written on the back window of a car not unlike Garth Elgar's Mirth-mobile was the phrase:
Ozzy
4
President
Hahahahahahahaha! I love it. And it immediately made me start thinking of potential campaign slogans. I came up with two:
Ozzy: because, sadly, we COULD do worse
Ozzy: why NOT a foul-mouthed, drug-addled rocker, for a change?
But you all are such a creative lot I'm sure you can do better. Please, please, if you come up with a slogan, drop it in the comments. If I get a bunch I'll do a later post listing them all.
2 comments:
Ozzy: The scandalous behavior's up front.
Ozzy: Political speeches go down easier when they're barely intelligible.
Ozzy: watch what he does to that old Clinton bat!
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