pre-Thanksgiving stupid spam

Yup, got one today:

"Bigger d*ck is not an illusion"

Oh, so many things one could say:

"It's all done with smoke and mirrors"
"Maybe, but Smilin' Bob's happy wife is"
"Even The Amazing Randi says so!"
"Things in mirror are closer than they appear" (Which is also one of my favorite Far Side gags ever)
"Paging David Copperfield" (That joke, I almost don't want to make)