the end is near...

I actually think the person who made this up was NOT a prof, because:

a. The "come crying to prof" section should be bigger
b. There should be a "when he/she doesn't have posted office hours, and I am angry that he/she wasn't in even though it's 7 pm on a Wednesday"

and

c. There should be a "On the very last day of the semester to ask for extra credit" section.

I should probably make an emended one and post it on that site, but it would probably never get up, and anyway, I still have 12 finals to grade today.