Imagined conversation

*knock knock knock*

"Hello?"

"Good afternoon, ma'am. My name is Joe Wilson. Did you happen to see President Obama's Health-care speech last Wednesday evening?"

"Um, no...I was at a meeting at church. I'm sorry."

"No, that's okay. One less person Congress is making me apologize to. Oh, would you mind initialing this form to indicate I spoke with you?"

"Yeah, sure....guess you have kind of hot work this afternoon. Want a bottle of water?"

"Yeah, thanks."