The Monday Stupid Spam

Oh, it just keeps coming.

(And yes - I get those "you have a postcard from a worshipper." I figure those come with a virus that you need an exorcist, not an IT guy, to get rid of.)

I received one today, it said in the subject line, "I want sale you R*lex. Do you want?"

(Why do those watch-spams always make me think of the guy standing on the corner with watches sewn into his trenchcoat lining, like in the cartoons? Or that guy on Sesame Street who used to try to get Ernie's nickels? Do they even still have that guy on Sesame Street, or has the criminal-American segment objected to him as a stereotype?)

That said: I have one response to the "I want sale you R*lex. Do you want?" guy: