what a dog!

Got a spam message this morning with the subject title:

make your lassie moan with LUST and PASSION!

Oh dear. Oh dear dear dear dear.

I do hope that the message originated from Scotland, where "lassie" is more likely to be thought of as "girl" and less likely to be thought of as "collie."

Or maybe it's spam directed at male dogs. Then again, what I've observed of the ways of dogs, lust and passion don't really seem to factor in to the equation...