Friday, March 13, 2009


I could NOT make this up.

PETA proposes flavoring tofu with George Clooney's sweat.

(Oh, and Google scores a Big Win with their headline on that).

Seriously, this is about the most WTF of WTF news stories I've heard lately.

If we are, as some philosophers have proposed, living in a giant computer simulation, I think its virus-protection program just failed, and we're dangerously close to the Fatal Exception Error 00X13Q45 screen.

There are a lot of jokes I could make about this (starting with Soylent White), but frankly, I'm too freaked out by the thought that this entire reality might JUST be a computer program that is now on the edge of crashing, and news stories like this one are our early warning signal of fatal program instability.


nightfly said...

I should totally replace my voicemail message with a "404 - File Not Found" error. THAT will freak out a few people.

(w/v - "plesses" - the opposite of mineses.)

Dave E. said...

That's so funny and bizarre that I think I'm going to have to reboot.

(wv-"thean". This is thean, my only friend, thean.

The Fifth String said...


Mr. Bingley said...

I shudder to think what they will flavor things with next.

(wv - "lishonyy" The next big R&B star)