more crazy spam

....because some days, you just have to find something that makes you laugh.

These are all from the "Quarantine" box on my webmail - where spam-that-might-be-spam-and-might-not (but never actually isn't) goes before I delete it.

Actual subject lines, folks:

"Make yourself look spiny" Yeah, because the Sea Urchin look is, like, totally NOW.

"King Kong wants to eat your banana." Oh, dear.

"horses for loan" I suppose that's because gas prices have gone up.

"your hardiness will be your new trait" You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

"Quality products only" But of course. What else would you expect from an anonymous spam from a company you've never heard of?