A piece of information I probably don't need in my brain...

I really hope that if I'm ever given one of those "truth serum-esque" anesthetics for anything, this fact isn't one of the ones that comes tumbling out of my mouth as I'm coming out of it:

I am as tall as a gray whale penis is long.

That's frankly the most disturbing thing I've learned in a long time.

(For the record, I was checking the old claim that "dork" derived from the word for "whale penis." I still haven't been able to get a definitive answer but I remember a high school teacher who would NOT let people call each other "dork" because of her belief in that "fact")