Friday nonsensical spam

Got one this morning, subject line was:

"Don't be fooled by ladies, size has matter."

Huh? Are we talking about quantum physics here? Size and matter - do you also need to include particle speed there? And what about not being fooled by ladies? I know lots of folks - gentlemen, mostly - who are at least a little bit fooled by ladies.

You have to love it when ESL speakers start writing the subject lines for spam.