Stupid Spam: It Liiiiiiives!

I know it's been a long time since I did one of these, but I haven't had any unintentionally-funny spam in a while.

But tonight I got one. Subject line: "How to win craps!"

Um, no thanks. I didn't realize there'd actually be a CONTEST over it. Really, you're welcome to keep it.

Or, perhaps it's something eBay related- lots of people sell a lot of their crap on there, and I know folks talk about how they "win" something on eBay (I don't count it as a "win," exactly - you still have to pay for it, after all).