Tuesday, October 07, 2008

He said, "emo," not "Elmo..."

Language alert! (I've asterisked the really "bad" words)


Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Emo Kid

You are 14% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.


You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet p*ssy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispel toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:


life is a spike / upon which i have impaled myself / *** you dad


So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.


I probably made you cry, didn't I? ****ing Emo Kid.


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Compatibility:


Your exact opposite is the Smartass.


Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.


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No, you didn't make me cry, you screwed-up idiot.

I will say I find it somewhat annoying being labeled an "Emo Kid," but it's better than some of the other designations, I think....

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