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...for laughing at this, but: the Bible in LOL cat.

Most famous verse (John 3:16) in LOLcat, as a sample (you may need to know that they refer to God as "Ceiling Cat." As in "Ceiling cat sees you...." (uh, yeah.):

John 3:16. So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?'




Oh, and: "Ceiling Cat" creates teh Universe (Genesis 1, natch):

1. Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, & he maded the skiez & da earths, but he did not eated it.

2. The earths wus witout shapez & wus dark & scary & stufs, & he rode invisible bike over teh waterz. (I love the Invisible Bike bit.)

3. & Ceiling Cat sayz, i can has light? & light wuz.

4. & Ceiling Cat sawed teh light, to sees stufs, & speraratered the light form dark & stufs but taht wuz ok cuz cats can seez in teh dark & not tripz ovr nethin.

5. & Ceiling Cat sayed light Day & dark no Day. Teh evning & morning was teh first day.